My friend Tessa reminded me of my superb gift for putting my foot in my mouth.
A party a long time ago.
Me: something something (don't remember)
My friend the lesbian: "That's because I'm a dyke."
Me: "Yeah, you are a dyke."
My friend the lesbian: 'I said, "That's because I'm in the dark."'
Smooth.
2 comments:
And I think the fact that you refer to her as My friend the Dyke is why she never returns my messages (by association to you).
Very funny though. Actually, it's worth the awkwardness just for the story. Speaking of which, tell more. What's the other one, something about you pretending to be a lesbian and giggling about it while she sat there uncomfortably?
Gaffe No. 274: Leaving the E out of gaffe. :P
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